Sunday, April 5, 2009
INTERNET ADDICT
12:52 PM | 
Posted by
Cherry Lou |
INTER
NET ADDICT
NET ADDICTDid you ever experience to play with the computer for
24 hours, non-stop.I did! Internet is one of the most important
ways of getting information and communication. I have
learned on how to use computer, May of 2008, and I don't
have any idea on how to use the mouse and the keyboard.
This is my first blog post and I would like to share
how internet can change one's life.How about you?are you
an internet addict too? Move your cursor and loose
your emotion! If you don't know more about
computers and internet, don't! just pretend and don't feel sad.
Just enjoy!
Pretend to be a computer savy! 10 tips..
1.Download movies and games.For chatters, download all
the messengers and buy a webcam and a headset.
You can also download all the softwares that you
want until your computer run out of space and
collected all the viruses.
1. Make an interesting email address.You can sign up
for all email providers and you can make
an email address for as many as you want.
but don't forget your passwords and ID's.
2.Play the newest computer games.If you don't know
how,try and try until u die(game over).
Your friends will tell you that you are a genius
after a lot of practice and hardwork.
3.Join social networks and meet friends.
Create a template and profile.you can post the most
niciest picture that you have.You can post the
most sexiest picture of you and be like a
frustrated porno star.Invite more friends
and make your page interesting.
4.Edit your pictures.If you want to shine,you can
put glitter graphics that you can look like
a x-mas tree.You can also be a cover girl/boy for
a magazine pretending to be the most
influential person in the world.But the truth is no
one knows you but you.
5.Create a slideshow.No problems in making your
own slide show.There are lots of sites to
use to create one.Make your own MTV
and be the a star.
6.Join all the sites that people are interested.
Watch you tube or post you videos on youtube.
You can sing and pretend to be the singer of your
favorite song.
7.For all maniacs,download porno movies and watch
porno videos.Join a porno site and
pay their models for live cam show.
8.To all genius and intelligent people.
All you want is searching and informative sites.
Boring but that's you.
9.Be an affiliate partner and earn money.
Study HTML banner,URL,link posting and earn
commissions.You can also make a website for free.
Just be resourseful.You can say that you made it
but don't forget to register it and get your
domain name.
10.If you feel that you know all about making a a website.
why not study creating a software and loose all your
hair and brain cells till you know all.Then you can say
that you are a computer genius.
If you do all this,well,congratulations,you are a
CCA = Certified Computer Addict.
Cooolllll.LOL
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